just found out that my prospective love interest has a part time job stocking shelves. and she messaged my mom this
OMG! Not a stocker! He may try to pull the old stuff forward, and put the new stuff in the back! He may try to organize her “shelves”! Stop it now!! hehe
Only my aunt can make stocking shelves sound dirty. I am so glad she hasn’t met him yet. she’d cause him to be red clear to his ears I’m sure.
and here to your left we see society’s impossible to obtain standards for women
this makes me sick
“Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty — a beauty cold and austere, without the gorgeous trappings of painting or music." | Betrand Russell
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
i dont know what just happened but im glad this guy just found his happy place
me and cornflakes
i want what he’s on